"You couldn't enclose people in institutions or hospitals or almshouses in the way the Victorians man..." — Spike Milligan

I am afraid that, like Timon of Athens, I just cannot let go of my friendships.

I don't think of depression as contagious. Other depressed people challenge the idea - which can be very persistent and irritating - that there is something odd about you: that you are unique with regard to this wretched state.

I'm a hero with coward's legs.

The night before Tilbury, the Cordon Bleu gourmet dinner turned out Cordon Brown. Six out of ten to the chef for trying and ten out of ten to us for eating it.