"My mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me ..." — Stephen Colbert

All I can do is today and tomorrow and have some idea of what we're doing next week. That's all I can worry about.

Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.

I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.