“If I was being paid thirty-thousand dollars a year, the very least I could do wa…” — Ted Williams

You have to hit the fastball to play in the big leagues.

I've found that you don't need to wear a necktie if you can hit.

I hope somebody hits .400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit .400.

If there was ever a man born to be a hitter it was me.