"Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I th..." — Tim Vine

As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that childlike thing.

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.

I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.

With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.