"I've never had a proper job. I do jokes about not knowing the value of money, about having a famous ..." — Tom Rosenthal

Friday Night Dinner' is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

I love standup, but it's self-indulgence. Me saying what I think and thinking people should listen to it.

I played a lot of 'FIFA 97' and learned all the flags.

People say that the iPad is useless, and it is, unless you're into sitcoms and a lot of train journeys, and I tick both those boxes.