"Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd." — Trey Parker

I can feel myself dying inside.

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn.

No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about.

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.