“I have disassociated myself from that book.” — Uta Hagen

Usually, someone who's in a show gets me a ticket. I feel cornered. I can't walk out if I don't like it.

I think, by and large, the level of acting is mediocre. When I go to the theatre, I get so angry. I don't go.

Awards don't really mean much.

We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.