“When I was pregnant, I prayed that my daughter would have brown, green, or grey …” — Viv Albertine

It's me who fixes the roof, unblocks the drain, and changes the plug. I'm Spartacus.

A lot of the men I've dated have been incapable of even basic kindness.

Finding another person to love is finding another person to lose.

I'd like to be with someone kind who can hold a conversation and is in my age group. If that's too much to ask, I'll do without.