“I only halfway paid attention in high school Spanish class, and it may be too la…” — W. Kamau Bell

The Right doesn't usually threaten to leave the country. When the Right feels threatened, it just declares it is going to invent a time machine to take the country back so that America can be 'great again.'

Capitalism doesn't care about sentimentality.

The history of Oregon is partially the history of a state that legislated not wanting black people around.

I want President Obama to want to take your guns away. I don't trust you with your guns. I don't trust you to fire them safely. I don't trust you to store them safely. I don't trust your kids not to find them. I don't trust you not to get them stolen.