"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." — Woodrow Wilson

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.