“I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dea…” — Woody Allen

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.