"I did not break up the Beatles. You can't have it both ways. If you're going to blame me for breakin..." — Yoko Ono

Women are very intelligent and not appreciated. We try to pretend that we are not clever, and it's such a pity that we can't show how clever we are.

Sometimes I am happy and sometimes not. I am, after all, a human being, you know. And I am glad that we are sometimes happy and sometimes not. You get your wisdom working by having different emotions.

When you go to war, both sides lose totally.

I'm very thankful that I can make people happy just by signing my name.