"Sometimes I am happy and sometimes not. I am, after all, a human being, you know. And I am glad that..." — Yoko Ono

Women are very intelligent and not appreciated. We try to pretend that we are not clever, and it's such a pity that we can't show how clever we are.

When you go to war, both sides lose totally.

I'm very thankful that I can make people happy just by signing my name.

I did not break up the Beatles. You can't have it both ways. If you're going to blame me for breaking the Beatles up, you should be thankful that I made them into myth rather than a crumbling group.