“Have you seen that show on Lifetime about that woman...?” — Zach Galifianakis

A fantasy of mine is to do a podcast that's Marcel Marceau and I, and you only hear me laughing at him and trying to figure out what he's doing.

Comedians paint ourselves into corners all the time, and tastes in comedy change. The guy in 'The Hangover' was a really fun character to do, and it was easy to do. But you have to find other things because audiences will let you do that for a little bit, and then they're like, 'What else do you have for us, monkey?'

I can get away with anything. But when I try to be sincere, people just roll their eyes.

I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15.