Dave Barry

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.