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Groucho Marx
1890 – 1977 • American • Comedian
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Showing 68 quotesI wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.— Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.— Groucho Marx
The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.— Groucho Marx
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.— Groucho Marx
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.— Groucho Marx
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.— Groucho Marx