Ogden Nash

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.