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P. J. O'Rourke
1947 • American • Comedian
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Showing 9 quotesAgriculture is a business that has been up to its bib overalls in politics since the first Thanksgiving dinner kickback to the Indians for subsidizing Pilgrim maize production with fish head fertilizer grants.— P. J. O'Rourke
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Thanksgiving
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.— P. J. O'Rourke
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Teacher
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.— P. J. O'Rourke
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.— P. J. O'Rourke