Collected Meditations
Showing 481 quotesAmerica is not doctrinaire. It's hard for an American politician to come up with an ideological position that is permanently unforgivable.— P. J. O'Rourke
I look around my house, and everything except the kids and dogs was made in China. And I'm not sure about the kids. They have brown eyes and small noses.— P. J. O'Rourke
Tom DeLay may or may not have broken campaign finance laws, but he did his best to look like he was breaking them.— P. J. O'Rourke
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Finance
A penny will not buy a penny postcard or a penny whistle or a single piece of penny candy. It will not even, if you're managing the U.S. Mint, buy a penny.— P. J. O'Rourke
A deadly sins addendum is long overdue. Life has changed since Pope Gregory the Great scribbled his initial list in the sixth century.— P. J. O'Rourke
The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there's a reason for that - the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent - No Child Left Behind.— P. J. O'Rourke
Some taxpayers may object to a print journalism bailout on the grounds that it mostly benefits the liberal elite. And we can't blame taxpayers for being reluctant to subsidize the reportorial careers of J-school twerps who should have joined the Peace Corps and gone to Africa to 'speak truth to power' to Robert Mugabe.— P. J. O'Rourke
The Nobel Peace Prize has always been a joke - albeit a grim one. Alfred Bernhard Nobel famously invented dynamite and felt sorry about it.— P. J. O'Rourke
Public schools helped create the idea of America and inculcate Americans with a few rudiments of knowledge. To judge by that very American item, the Internet, a few rudiments is all anyone cares to have.— P. J. O'Rourke
In a free country, government is a dull and onerous responsibility. It is a parent-teacher conference.— P. J. O'Rourke
China is trying to become America without democracy while America is trying to become France without cheese calories.— P. J. O'Rourke
War expands government powers. The trouble is that, when the war goes away, the government powers do not.— P. J. O'Rourke
You can't destroy America by destroying our elite. Think about America's elite. Think about it down through history. Destroy our elite, and about half the time, you're doing us a favor.— P. J. O'Rourke
A person has got to balance work and life and family in order to be a balanced person.— P. J. O'Rourke