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Phyllis Diller
1917 – 2012 • American • Comedian
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Showing 9 quotesMy cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.— Phyllis Diller
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Thanksgiving
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.— Phyllis Diller
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Teacher
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.— Phyllis Diller
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Parenting
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.— Phyllis Diller
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