1917 – 2012 • American • Comedian
My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.
I wanted to become me, totally me. The more me, the better. I instinctively knew this and I was right.
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
