Zsa Zsa Gabor

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

All my life, I have been a positive thinker... I have always been able to survive by telling myself that no matter how bad things are, they will one day be better. And that out of every event - no matter how tragic - one can always find a way to survive and even, perhaps, to be a little bit happy.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Men fall in love with their eyes - they like what they see - and women fall in love with their ears - they like what they hear!

Macho does not prove mucho.

I am not a name-dropper. I can't help it if everybody I know is famous.

Any woman who diets all the time can't help but be grouchy. Nobody can be amusing or entertaining on a diet.

My advice is not always so logical and consistent. But then, love is not logical and consistent. So why should my advice be? If you want that kind of thinking, go to a computer. Computers are always logical and consistent, and you see how often they get proposed to.

When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

A woman who tells her age tells everything, and I won't tell it.