“I am not a good cue card reader.” — Adam Carolla

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?