Adam Carolla

I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

If the media isn't slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was?

You should feel good about yourself because of your accomplishments. Not because somebody yelled at you to feel good about yourself.

I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.

There are certain things women are better at than men.

I get depressed at airports.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.

I am not a good cue card reader.

Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

Everyone in Hollywood thinks like a Republican fiscally by leaving town to shoot everything; they just don't vote that way.

Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.

I'm like John Q. Public. I represent what every guy wants and needs.

I'd never hurt another person.