“Greg never knows anything I'm going to say before the show, so when he's reactin…” — Alex Horne

I really love the BBC, and my wife works for them, and they've given me lots of work!

There's lots of people I'd be keen to see doing things, someone like Jack Dee.

I don't have courage in my convictions and I'm not interested in serious things or politics: if you're doing an hour of standup, you should talk about a few serious things.

The Fringe is by far my favorite time of year; I like everything about it. But there are people I know who are much more successful than me who don't enjoy it.