“People love sympathy, people love the underdog. For me, sympathy is not part of …” — Bianca Del Rio

I'm not a person who lives for sympathy.

I wish I had a sad story, but I don't. Too many gay people have a sad story.

Everything is not serious. If you don't like what I'm saying, change the channel - don't look at me, don't buy a ticket. You either get it or you don't, and it's fascinating because it's usually intelligent people with a sense of humor who get it.

Most humor comes from truth. In the end, if I can laugh about it, who cares?