“I wish I had a sad story, but I don't. Too many gay people have a sad story.” — Bianca Del Rio

I'm not a person who lives for sympathy.

People love sympathy, people love the underdog. For me, sympathy is not part of my drag aesthetic.

Everything is not serious. If you don't like what I'm saying, change the channel - don't look at me, don't buy a ticket. You either get it or you don't, and it's fascinating because it's usually intelligent people with a sense of humor who get it.

Most humor comes from truth. In the end, if I can laugh about it, who cares?