"Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most ba..." — Billy Crystal

It took five years to get 'Parental Guidance' made, and it was a fight every second.

You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.

My Aunt Sheila was terrifying! She would put a napkin in her mouth and say, 'You've got something on your face, dear. Let me just scratch that off your face. Let me sand your cheek.'

When I'm not thrilled, I get funny.