"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and ..." — Bob Hope

You've got to be rich to have a swing like that.

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.

She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.

I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!