"The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it." — Bobby Heenan

I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.

Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it.

I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that.

I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.