“I'm quite British; I've got big, flat feet, and I can't wear heels. I've got ver…” — Caitlin Moran

The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.

It used to be if you wanted something nice to wear, you would sew it yourself for your body type. Women before the 20th century didn't have this problem. Now, it seems we're all squeezed into random designs. They're designed for no one.

I once went into a meeting, and every woman put her a million-pound bag on the table. Then I'm there with my tote bag and anorak. And I'm like, well, I'm still the most important person in the room right now.

Our world is afflicted by poverty. Don't spend all this money on clothes!