“It used to be if you wanted something nice to wear, you would sew it yourself fo…” — Caitlin Moran

The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed.

I'm quite British; I've got big, flat feet, and I can't wear heels. I've got very, very pale Celtic skin, so my legs are always a frightening blue color. So when you take out clothes that reveal your legs, shoes that have any kind of heel, no shop will actually take my money.

I once went into a meeting, and every woman put her a million-pound bag on the table. Then I'm there with my tote bag and anorak. And I'm like, well, I'm still the most important person in the room right now.

Our world is afflicted by poverty. Don't spend all this money on clothes!