“When I was a kid, I was in love with one of the 'Charlie's Angels.' I told my da…” — Carlos Mencia

When I was a kid, I was in love with one of the 'Charlie's Angels.' I told my dad, 'I'm going to marry somebody like Cheryl Ladd.' My dad said, 'You're not that good-looking, mijo. You're going to have to make a lot of money if that's what you want.' I went, 'Well, I want that, so I'm going to make money.'

Carlos Mencia Comedian • American