"I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done..." — Carol Burnett

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple.

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it's too bad that we don't have a system where the losing team has to pay the winning team's lawyers.

We don't stop going to school when we graduate.