"I find the theatre faintly embarrassing for the actors performing on stage. It seems rather showy-of..." — Charles Saatchi

There are no hidden depths to me.

I have spent too long being able to manipulate the answers I want from market research to rely upon its findings any more than I do weather forecasts.

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales?

If, like me, you have many reasons to be less than secure and self-assured, and like me, you are far from stable even on your best days, don't for a moment imagine a psychotherapist will be of more help than a physiotherapist.