"I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now." — Chevy Chase

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.

I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do!

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.