Chevy Chase

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.

I am just happy that I have children. I don't care what they want to do!

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land.

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now.

I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington.

It took me 20 years of making movies to learn how to do it.

There are very few solid family films. A lot of the writing is awful.

They can't make any of these talented young actors Fletch. You might as well make a movie called Chevy Chase.

I made about 28 movies, and I think about five of them were good.

We never could have performed live for an hour and a half every week if we were doing drugs.

If you get 'hot,' everyone's nice to you.

Laughter kills lonesome. It's one of the great things in our lives.

Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children.

I guess I look so straight and normal, nobody expects me to pick my nose and fall.

I'm a New Yorker, and I live in the country.

When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.

You can't observe as much if you're observed by others.

There was a whole slew of 'Cops and Robbersons,' just films that didn't measure up, that didn't stand for anything comedically. They were purely for a paycheck.

All preconceptions when you laugh go out the window. Laughter kills it.

If what you do in life is perform to open up eyes and minds, to make people laugh, then it better damn well be new! It shouldn't be just a repetitious 'Hey, I'm still here!'