"Comedy writing is taking the brief thought and going with it." — Chris O'Dowd

Going out with other actors is never good; actresses are neurotic, and actors are horrendous egotists.

I don't think the public here buy this idea that women and men speak different comedic languages.

Reviewers are the worst laughers in the world.

All of this talk of recession offends me. I am delighted that bankers have less money.