"I was 12 years old when I had my first job, delivering packages." — Damon Wayans

The beautiful thing about having family that has diabetes is knowing what not to do. I got an uncle that thinks insulin is supposed to enable him to eat cake.

Having nine brothers and sisters, you have to stand out. In order to get on the stage with me and Shawn and Marlon and Keenan and Kim, you have to be funny. We're not going to let you in the conversation.

You know what Bill Cosby did wrong? He started criticizing young black men.

You've got to want it. I can give you a role. I can't give you a career.