Author Profile
Damon Wayans
1960 • American • Comedian
27
Total Quotes
Collected Meditations
Showing 27 quotesThe beautiful thing about having family that has diabetes is knowing what not to do. I got an uncle that thinks insulin is supposed to enable him to eat cake.— Damon Wayans
Having nine brothers and sisters, you have to stand out. In order to get on the stage with me and Shawn and Marlon and Keenan and Kim, you have to be funny. We're not going to let you in the conversation.— Damon Wayans
Three high schools. I was funny. I thought I was being funny. I just had an opinion about everything that was said in school, so that got me thrown out.— Damon Wayans
All the family gatherings, I'm too tired, or I can't because it conflicts with work... I have seven grandkids. I've been missing recitals and graduations. To me, it's just not worth it. There is a better way to live life.— Damon Wayans
You have to look yourself in the eye and ask, 'Who are you?' It can't be all about work.— Damon Wayans
It's hard for me to play this loving, supportive father/husband/ friend on TV but be the guy in life that is telling everyone, 'I can't. I have to work.'— Damon Wayans
Some struggle is healthy. If you can embrace it rather than be angry, you can use it as your pilot light.— Damon Wayans