"For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball." — Dave Barry

In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about 1926 was stupid.

Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?

Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elmer Fudd.

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.