"The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas..." — Dave Barry

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.