"Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re..." — Dave Barry

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.