"People ask me to tell a joke or entertain at a benefit or something, and they are really surprised w..." — Demond Wilson

You bet your sweet bippy I care about money.

Of course I'm concerned with my craft, but I'm first a businessman. What's wrong with that?

Saw 'From Here To Eternity' 38 times and I aspired to be like Hopalong Cassidy.

I never wear sandals or go out of the house in blue jeans. You can't dress like that when you drive a big Cadillac like I do.