Demond Wilson

You bet your sweet bippy I care about money.

Of course I'm concerned with my craft, but I'm first a businessman. What's wrong with that?

Saw 'From Here To Eternity' 38 times and I aspired to be like Hopalong Cassidy.

I never wear sandals or go out of the house in blue jeans. You can't dress like that when you drive a big Cadillac like I do.

I don't need people around me to be happy, and I don't need parties and large crowds, so I go home and stay there.

I'd met enough comics to know that few of them are happy. In fact, now that I think about it, I can't think of four comedians who are happy.