"I'd met enough comics to know that few of them are happy. In fact, now that I think about it, I can'..." — Demond Wilson

You bet your sweet bippy I care about money.

Of course I'm concerned with my craft, but I'm first a businessman. What's wrong with that?

Saw 'From Here To Eternity' 38 times and I aspired to be like Hopalong Cassidy.

I never wear sandals or go out of the house in blue jeans. You can't dress like that when you drive a big Cadillac like I do.