“You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.” — Doris Roberts

You can change my mind, but you gotta work harder at it.

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet.

You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.