Doris Roberts

You can change my mind, but you gotta work harder at it.

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.

I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and that's the way I'll go until I am no longer on this planet.

You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.

If someone is mean, harmful, or evil, they're out of my life. I cross them out.

You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.