“Christmas isn't a season. It's a feeling.” — Edna Ferber

Roast beef, medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy.

If American politics are too dirty for women to take part in, there's something wrong with American politics.

Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.

A woman can look both moral and exciting... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.