"The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head." — Helen Rowland

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.